Rambling Bitch

Ether I am getting older SL is getting slower or my bitching isn’t so bitchy anymore.  I looked at my SL age the other night and almost cried 4 year’s 1 month  1513 day’s   (Yea I know this will help you all figure out who I am. Good luck with that.) SOOO much time wasted. And all I can bitch about with that said is. I am STILL fucking wasting it.  And what’s even more depressing is  I  realized I am logging on for nothing more then to find crap to bitch about.  SL is like a drug and im so addicted to it. Is there a SL mental health program?  Sighs I am so fucking pathetic.

On a lighter note I have decided to maybe sutra kind of at some point this century do a blog with in this blog about the crappy items out there people are trying to push on you . So look for that here maybe  soon. Or never depends if im to dam lazy or not.  Or maybe this blog will be that blog and this one will be the add on blog? Eh fuck that to much work you will just have to deal with my bitching to get to the crappy items. 

Blue skin sex!

So I am at this bdsm place last night. Something I rarely do now days. So n you cant come hunt me down for keys. *or sex* Anyhow I am in one of these sims minding my own bussness when this blue skin girl Ims me and we start to talking about BDSM. Now before I get into what was said I want you to take a moment and run over to this site and READ it. Then come back here and finish this bitch!

http://www.reference.com/browse/wiki/BDSM

And welcome back. Now that you have a better understanding of what is about to be talked about. At least I hope you do. Anyway what you are about to read is extremely funny and graphical the names have been changed to protect the guilty. I am the Bitch as if you couldn’t guess the ( remarks are what I added for this blog)

Blue Skin: sexy look you have there
( Dam strait I am and I work HARD at it)

Bitch : Thanks you as well
( for a blue skin she was sexy )

Blue Skin: you changed a big deal

Bitch : nods i wanted a change

Blue Skin: how come if i can ask

Bitch: 4 years with the same look.. just thought it was time for a change
( yea yes now you know my sl age )

Blue Skin: i see
( hope so it be hard to be in sl blind )

Bitch : look a little older  and stuff

Blue Skin: i would not mind taking your new body a test run *winks*
( wtf am I a car now? Well I do get low gas millage I guess )

Bitch : hahaha i dont do SL sex though
( LIES)

Blue Skin: i thought you was a switch
( please tell me she don’t mean a light switch)

Bitch : i am.. but that dont mean i like SL sex

Blue Skin: well thats the general meaning…

Bitch : what sex in SL and bdsm? bdsm has nothing todo with sex

Blue Skin: ummmmm do you even know the meaning of BDSM?

Bitch : YES! i do
( just to show you all I do  discipline, dominance, submission, sadism, masochism
   )

Blue Skin: enlighten me
( ok maybe she does think im a light switch )

 Bitch : i can enjoy bondage and that life style and not have to be fucked

Bitch : BDSM is an erotic preference and a form of personal relationship involving the consensual use of restraint, intense sensory stimulation, and fantasy power role play

Blue Skin: …..so your telling me BDSM is not sex or have any kind of Sexual contacted what so ever?
( I didn’t say that yet but im about to)

Bitch : Nods yea you can i do I dont come online and get horny from SL bdsm

Blue Skin: you didnt answer me
( ummm looks up I didn’t ? )

Blue Skin: …..so your telling me BDSM is not sex or have any kind of Sexual contacted what so ever?
( didn’t I say that twise now ? )

Bitch : i have dommed That girl over there for almost a year and NEVER had any sex with her..
( Giggles lies? )

Bitch : I am saying you can have BDSM with out sex bdsm does not mean it has to be sexule

Blue Skin: yeah okay i am stoping this chat
( thank god)

Blue Skin: all i am going to say is look up BDSM and Bondage because thats two differnt things but i dont need a person who changes what they say to try and mulopolate words to use them so have a nice day and good night (or good bye if its morrning) *closes window*
( wait didn’t she say she was stopping this chat ?)

Bitch : Rollseyes changes words? hahaha BDSM is Bondage the first word is BONDAGE  Bondage and discipline..

Bitch : not bondage and fucking

Bitch : think your the one who needs to look it up.. and your right i dont need somone that thinks just becouse i hand over control to them  also means i want to fuck them lol..

Bitch : yea closes window laughing her ass off

Blue Skin :and i am reporting you now
( wooohooo I got reported )

So that’s my bitch for the day I have to leave BDSM because I don’t like SL sex. RIGHT!!!! As if
Oh and just for a side note  this is listed in her picks as a limit

2: no Asking for Sex. i am not a sex freak i dont crave sex get a life get a book to jack off to not me.
So if she don’t do sex why she in a clearly bdsm sex sim? don’t we all know bdsm is sex?

Rollseyes and blogs laughing her ass off

I hate Second Life customer service number. I call them and I enter information via the keypad and then when I finally get to speak to a person I have to repeat all the same information. Why the fuck did I have to enter it in the first place?

Ok, so maybe this isn’t the biggest bitch ever, but it is a big one and it just happened so it is still fresh.

I hate it when I offer to do something for Noob In Second Life completely unsolicited and out of the goodness of my heart – yes, I have both goodness and a heart – and that Noob refuses my offer in an ungracious manner. Look, bitch, I was trying to help you out and do you a favor. If you don’t want my help, fine, but at least be nice about it. Bitch.

This explains it in full details

Is about to stick a pin in your voodoo doll… brace yourself..

It’s beginning to look a lot like Hell…uh, I mean Christmas. Every year around this time, I spiral into a bottomless pit of anger and depression. Here’s why.

Nothing says “I don’t really give a fuck about you” like a Christmas card that comes out of a box of twenty identical Christmas cards.

these days, you can buy an artificial tree that looks exactly like a real one. So why buy a real one? For the pine scent? (Go out and sniff a pine cone, asshole.) For the joy of vacuuming pine needles off the rug every day? What?? I don’t get it. And then, after New Year’s Day, you see the most depressing thing ever: all the dead, rejected trees sitting out on the sidewalk, waiting to be taken to the dump. Mutilate a living thing, take it home, hang shit on it, then kick it to the curb: That’s everything evil about America in a nutshell.

This time of year is when you start overhearing the little brats screaming to their parents that they want the toy du jour -Parents are caught in a cruel bind: They can’t very well say “Sorry, kids, Thats  expensive and hard to find,” because then the little shits will just ask Santa for one. So the parents pretty much have to pay through the nose for a cheap toy. Christmas is one compelling reason not to have kids unless you’re Jewish or some other religion that doesn’t celebrate Christmas, like Wicca.

The insanity begins the day after Thanksgiving, when anyone with two brain cells to rub together will stay the hell away from anything resembling a retail store. Somehow, though, the idiots come out in force every year. And there’s no let-up until at least the second week of January, because even after Christmas, people return their shitty gifts . And it’s not as if the Christmas shopping season begins in November: you start seeing Christmas commercials and store decorations as early as October.

The only thing worse than the moron who waits until December 24 to do all his or her Christmas shopping is the smug bitch who has all her shopping done by July. That’s not misogynist: It’s always women who shop this far in advance. (Name three guys who have their shopping done before December.) Now, so as not to irk those (women) who conscientiously buy their Christmas gifts a little at a time during the year: I am speaking here of the ones who can’t resist telling you, “Oh, I got all my shopping done before July.” In other words: It’s fine by me if they do it; I just don’t want to hear it. Because it makes me want to divide such people into 17 asymmetrical pieces. So for those people, some advice: If the topic comes up … lie. Claim that you’re even farther behind on your shopping than the rest of us. That’s the best gift you can give your friends.

The whole giving-and-getting thing: ick. When you exchange gifts with someone, you feel bad if the gift you gave them is cheaper than the gift they gave you; you also feel bad if it’s the reverse. “Wow, a DVD player! Uh … thanks … I got you a bag of chips.” You calculate just how much to spend on each person, which means you’re basically putting a price on your love. How much is Mom worth? $150? $200? How about your cousin? One great reason to stay away from romance is the agonizing over what to get your boy/girlfriend that first Christmas. And what to get his/her parents, siblings, etc….And of course he/she (usually she) will say, “You don’t have to get me anything. Just as long as we can spend Christmas together.” This, let me tell you, is horseshit.

So in short BAH HUMBUG

If I made an appointment with you and I come in and say to the nearest person, “I have an appointment with so-and-so,” don’t just say, “That’s me,” and stare at me like you have no idea what I am there for. I made a fucking appointment. You should be expecting me and you should know what the fuck I am there for.

Ok, I realize that I shouldn’t be spending so much time on Second Life . I know it is unhealthy and the sign of a mental imbalance.

My Bitch is this: I hate it when I see a sim landmark that just by the name makes me want to explore it, then when I click on the teleport, I get an “No longer Exist” message. Take it out of the freaking database then.

If I type more then 2 sentences and you give me one a word answer, I LITERALLY WANT TO FUCKING KILL YOU. fuck that shit. I want  fucking sentences!!!!

Ok, I do admit that I’m Overly IM active in my Second Life ,and IM the hell out of people, but I hate it when I’m trying to get a decent answer or response form someone, and all they say back is “k” or “yah” or something – let’s be a bit more descriptive here shall we!

I spend ten minutes typing a dam paragraph about how fucked up my RL is…. Wait forget I said that I hate people that bitch about RL in SL. But we will get to that later… As I was saying I spend Ten minutes typing out A paragraph spilling  out my guts. And what the fuck do I get back? I get back A “k” or “yah” or “Nods” or “Hugs.”

What the fuck? Do you people have this crap programmed as a Macro?  Well here is my macro to you.. *Bitch Slaps the fuck out of you* or as you would say.. *Slaps*.

I understand you have allot of IM’s and you fuckin IM everyone, but your one word responses are still annoying as hell